Jokes about turkey and syphilis - Cykapu

Jokes about turkey and syphilis

In English, turkey is known as "turkey";
In Turkey, turkey is called "Indian chicken";
In Hindi, turkey is called "Peruvian chicken";
In Malaysia, turkey is called "Dutch chicken";
In Dutch, turkey is called "Calcutta chicken";
In Arabic, turkey is known as "Roman chicken";
In Burmese, turkey is called "French chicken";
In French, turkey is in turn called "Indian chicken".

In England, syphilis is known as the "French disease";
In France, syphilis is known as the "Neapolitan disease";
In Naples, syphilis was known as the "Gallic disease";
In Portugal, syphilis was called the "Spanish disease";
In Russia, syphilis was called "Polish disease";
In Poland, syphilis was called the "German disease";
In Germany, syphilis was in turn called the "French disease";
In Turkey, syphilis is known as the "Christian disease";
In Muslims, syphilis is known as the "Hindu disease";
In Hinduism, syphilis is also known as the "Muslim disease".